Only the “Comical”
I read this today on our local newspapers website under the police reports. This is so classic.
Police were called Tuesday to a Centralia home where six pink flamingo yard ornaments had been taken from the yard. A note was left on the door stating if the victim would like the flamingos returned, he must leave 10 candy bars in the mailbox or “pink heads will roll,” according to Centralia police. The investigation into the late Sunday crime continues. Police Sgt. Jim Shannon said this morning he didn’t have any further details, but joked that the SWAT team was on standby.
