The other night I chilling on IRC trying solve a script problem with mppics.com. For a room full of geeks and a few free hours its pritty amazing some of shit that was said…

Squalleh: im not even gonna comment on the off-topicness of that
Squalleh: actually, yes i am
Squalleh: wtf?

Squalleh: wtf
Squalleh: my penis fucked up
jome: Actually, a thai tranny hit on me. She, erh, he is the only one who ever have hit on me.
Squalleh: pen is*
Two9A: Nice
Two9A: Typo of the hour, I think.

Droll: There’s just no carrot on the end of my stick today is there, apathy- ? Being friday and all
Droll: (take that how you will)
* Droll was kicked by apathy- (that reminds me..)
* Droll has joined #php
cmdr_will: oO
Droll: ’s better
Johnboyo: lol, no lead in ya pencil Droll?
Johnboyo:
* soulcuttr sets mode: +v Droll
Two9A: I say, it’s Droll.
Droll: Shut it you
Droll: (morning)
Johnboyo: heehaw
Two9A: [hi]
jome: Snape kills Dumbledore?
* No_Drama has quit IRC
cmdr_will: what did snape do!?!
Droll: What kind of a fucking name is Dumbledore anyway?
jome: cmdr_will: He was with the dark force
Droll: Did J K Rowling lay in bed one evening..
jome: cmdr_will: When they were strong
Droll: Perhaps even having sex with her man
jome: cmdr_will: But Dumbledore trusts him so he can teach at Hogwarts
Droll: and yelled.. “DUMBLEDORE!”
Droll: … “That’s it!”
jome: Droll: Haha
cmdr_will: omg…
Droll: Could you imagine the look on his face?
jome: Haha
cmdr_will: dont even go there…

Sometimes it’s hard to tell whats funny and whats just plain fucked up.

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